February 2012
Bacon crispy or chewy?
bekaboo:
The age old question.
Crispy. Crispy is the only acceptable answer to this question. All you floppy bacon lovers can just fuck right off.
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elongrad1997:
conquistadork:
Someone let Ryan out again.
KAO. BRANDO IS A GIF NOW!!!
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Another Day
Another skull-crushing headache.
Seriously, fuck this shit.
Dear Insomnia,
As if you weren’t bad enough, could you please stop making me feel the need to make a complete catalogue of all my flaws, physical and otherwise? That’s just some cold shit. I’m going to punish you by Xanaxing you into oblivion.
Insert Middle Finger Here,
The Management
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If Ambien has a walrus
What does melatonin have? A marmoset? TAKE ME AWAY MELATONIN MARMOSET!
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Ahem.
A new pic of my bits are on my other blog.
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flannelorsilkjammies replied to your post: Here’s the deal, people.
Every time you ask for bits I can never resist;) is it wrong that I say after family movie night haha
Not wrong at all! :)
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Here's the deal, people.
I’m home. On a Saturday. I’m bored. I’ve felt like crap all week. There’s only one way I can think of to remedy all of this:
Show me your bits.
“People think a soul mate is your perfect fit, and that’s what everyone wants....”
– Elizabeth Gilbert
(via nirvikalpa)
Yes. Too many run from the truth they need to evolve.
(via heathencupcake)
jonmichaelusa asked: 7, 15, 69(hehe), 87
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So,
You know how I’ve been pukey and headachey for the past week or so? And puking didn’t fix the headaches so it isn’t my usual migraines? A) I’m anemic. B) I can now add cluster headaches to my nice long list of Fibro symptoms. I’m in a “cluster pattern” now which could last another day, or another month. No real way of knowing. My usual...
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thedrinkinggeek replied to your post: Don’t get me wrong,
Chicken fingers inside more chicken fingers?
I knew there was a reason we were friends. Besides the fact that we’re both FUCKING AWESOME.
Don't get me wrong,
I enjoy haute cuisine. You know, fancy shit. But goddamn, is there anything better than chicken fingers?
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theneilshow2 replied to your post: have you ever farted in a bottle and saved it for seven years and then opened it up and made a wish???
I wish I got anonymous messages that were this awesome.
If you move to Durham, I’ll leave messages this awesome in your mailbox.
So there.
Pam on Archer:
I relate to her in more ways than I care to admit.
Anonymous asked: have you ever farted in a bottle and saved it for seven years and then opened it up and made a wish???
Questions not usually asked:
1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
8: Do you have freckles?
9: Do you always smile for pictures?
10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
12: Have you ever peed in the woods?
13: What about pooped in the woods?
14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
16: How many people have you slept with this week?
17: What size is your bed?
18: What is your Song of the week?
19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
20: Do you still watch cartoons?
21: Whats your least favorite movie?
22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
23: What do you drink with dinner?
24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
25: What is your favorite food?
26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?
28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
31: Can you change the oil on a car?
32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
33: Ever ran out of gas?
34: Favorite kind of sandwich?
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
36: What is your usual bedtime?
37: Are you lazy?
38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
40: How many languages can you speak?
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
43: Are you stubborn?
44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
45: Ever watch soap operas?
46: Are you afraid of heights?
47: Do you sing in the car?
48: Do you sing in the shower?
49: Do you dance in the car?
50: Ever used a gun?
51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
53: Is Christmas stressful?
54: Ever eat a pierogi?
55: Favorite type of fruit pie?
56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
57: Do you believe in ghosts?
58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59: Take a vitamin daily?
60: Wear slippers?
61: Wear a bath robe?
62: What do you wear to bed?
63: First concert?
64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
65: Nike or Adidas?
66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
69: Ever take dance lessons?
70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
71: Can you curl your tongue?
72: Ever won a spelling bee?
73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
74: Own any record albums?
75: Own a record player?
76: Regularly burn incense?
77: Ever been in love?
78: Who would you like to see in concert?
79: What was the last concert you saw?
80: Hot tea or cold tea?
81: Tea or coffee?
82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
83: Can you swim well?
84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85: Are you patient?
86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
87: Ever won a contest?
88: Ever have plastic surgery?
89: Which are better black or green olives?
90: Can you knit or crochet?
91: Best room for a fireplace?
92: Do you want to get married?
93: If married, how long have you been married?
94: Who was your HS crush?
95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
96: Do you have kids?
97: Do you want kids?
98: Whats your favorite color?
99: Do you miss anyone right now? who?
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jonmichaelusa asked: Would it not be a tad more funny if the Panda was saying "If I could rearrange the alphabet. I'd put my D in your A until I had to B my L on your Ts."