January 2011
If you drink and drive, I hate you.
lostmustard:
Don’t drink and drive - and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: You don’t have to be a AAA member. From 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/Day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please re-post this if you don’t mind.
December 2010
The awkward moment when you can't read your own...
And you’re just like WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WRITE
Every goddamn day.
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Nota Bene
Establish a good, personal relationship with your local sushi establishment of choice. Today’s smile, good tip or subtle cleavage could be tomorrow’s free salmon and avocado roll.
I really need to put out a book or something: Be Nice to People and You’ll Get Stuff. It’s really not that hard. I don’t understand why everyone can’t figure it out. I swear, you put...
If You're Having as Bad a Day as I am:
Head on over to my “other tumblr”. Not the emo one, the “naughty” one.
The Ass™ is there. Hope it puts somebody in a good mood cuz it ain’t getting me anywhere at the moment.
Need the address? AskHole me.
monkeyfrog asked: Holy cow.
You comment made me tear up. That is one of the nicest things anyone has ever said to me in my entire life. Thank you.
Keep fighting. It gets easier after a while. It's the while that's the bitch.
You comment made me tear up. That is one of the nicest things anyone has ever said to me in my entire life. Thank you.
Keep fighting. It gets easier after a while. It's the while that's the bitch.
Is Wayne Brady
Going to have to choke a bitch?
ALL SIGNS POINT TO YES.
I HATE LAZY BUREAUCRATS AND THEIR STUPID RED TAPE.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
monkeyfrog asked: Holy cow.
You comment made me tear up. That is one of the nicest things anyone has ever said to me in my entire life. Thank you.
Keep fighting. It gets easier after a while. It's the while that's the bitch.
You comment made me tear up. That is one of the nicest things anyone has ever said to me in my entire life. Thank you.
Keep fighting. It gets easier after a while. It's the while that's the bitch.
abloodymess asked: if you want spend some coin and get something really rad go to Chicago Music Exchange or give them a call. IF they don't have what you want or in your price range they will point you in the right direction.
None of us have been to Andy's (on Belmont) in years, but they used to carry what you are looking for. Another place you should call before you trudge over.
None of us have been to Andy's (on Belmont) in years, but they used to carry what you are looking for. Another place you should call before you trudge over.
Anonymous asked: My first impression of you was that you were one of the most beautiful women I'd ever met. Gorgeous eyes, porcelain skin and a delicious body.
nolitetebastardes asked: in the picture you posted of your chest - am i seeing freckles/birthmarks? i ask because i saw immediately, that you and i share an identical pattern on our left chest (just below the collar bone). if you "connect the dots" you can make a kite in flight!
my husband pointed this out the first time we slept together - he named it the 'kite constellation'. ;)
my husband pointed this out the first time we slept together - he named it the 'kite constellation'. ;)
abloodymess asked: if you want spend some coin and get something really rad go to Chicago Music Exchange or give them a call. IF they don't have what you want or in your price range they will point you in the right direction.
None of us have been to Andy's (on Belmont) in years, but they used to carry what you are looking for. Another place you should call before you trudge over.
None of us have been to Andy's (on Belmont) in years, but they used to carry what you are looking for. Another place you should call before you trudge over.
nolitetebastardes asked: in the picture you posted of your chest - am i seeing freckles/birthmarks? i ask because i saw immediately, that you and i share an identical pattern on our left chest (just below the collar bone). if you "connect the dots" you can make a kite in flight!
my husband pointed this out the first time we slept together - he named it the 'kite constellation'. ;)
my husband pointed this out the first time we slept together - he named it the 'kite constellation'. ;)
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Anonymous asked: My first impression of you was that you were one of the most beautiful women I'd ever met. Gorgeous eyes, porcelain skin and a delicious body.
Reblog if you want your followers to put their...
elvisbrady:
sure, why not?
I almost never get any answers for these sorts of things but oh what the hell. Anonymous is on. Living on the edge.
audioper asked: Can you play any instruments?
Or
What is your favorite band, currently?
Or
What is your favorite band, currently?
Reblog if you sleep without a bra.
abqryan:
I don’t often reblog these things, but I haven’t been posting enough lately so I’ll go ahead with this one I think.
Oh, it still counts if I do it about half the time is all, right?
Wait a second: there are people who sleep with a bra on? I don’t think I could fall asleep with that horrifying torture device on all night long! Plus I’m always warm so too many layers of...
audioper asked: Can you play any instruments?
Or
What is your favorite band, currently?
Or
What is your favorite band, currently?
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Dear Heretosexual Men: Take Notes
Yesterday my buddy Chris and I were discussing the myriad ways in which the male species screws up their chances with women, particularly on the internet, simply because they don’t know what to say or, more accurately, what NOT to say when trying to talk to a woman they find attractive.
Here’s some of our thoughts on the matter: feel free to add your own in replies.
1) The phrase...
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Dear Dog,
Thanks so much for deciding to scale that giant snowdrift and drop a deuce right in the middle of it! How did you know that my favorite thing was to be up to my knees in frozen water rooting around for your hot steaming pile of highly malodorous shit? YOU’RE SUCH A GIVER. REALLY. HOW DID I GET SO LUCKY?
Your (freezing and wet) Mom,
Julianna
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madpunishmentwheel-deactivated2 asked: My avatar is not me, just to lay that out there. An alien fetish Einstein IS pretty kooky, I'll say.
madpunishmentwheel-deactivated2 asked: My avatar is not me, just to lay that out there. An alien fetish Einstein IS pretty kooky, I'll say.
Straight From My ACTUAL Blog:
An actual post! Promising further actual posting of an actual nature! ACTUALLY!
http://cathairtumbleweeds.com/2010/12/29/with-a-bang-not-a-whimper/
Today Was a Good Day
Today I was able to:
Help a friend feel better
Help myself feel better by unloading a huge psychic weight on the internet, who responded with compassion, friendship and kindness
Tell several people I love them and think they are awesome
Wish a happy birthday to my Dad, and hear the excitement in his voice about the gift I gave him
Talk to TWO of my favorite people on the phone, and hear their...
jezebel.the.great.: cathairtumbleweeds said: I... →
jezebelthegreat:
cathairtumbleweeds said: I have a hysterical story about the time I took one of my friends from grad school v.1 to a sex shop for the first time. It involves a suction cup, a dildo shaped like a hand, and a glass table.
I think we’d all like to hear that story,…
Well, OKAY. I mean, CLEARLY I’m uncomfortable with this kind of public attention (HA) but here...
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Ten in '10
1. Some people are mean. Sometimes it’s not their fault. But it doesn’t mean I need to let them be mean at my expense.
2. The only people who really understand what it’s like to have a chronic illness are other people with a chronic illness, and if someone doesn’t “get it”, it’s not because they don’t want to or don’t care about me. They just...
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About The Other Tumblr
I’ve been inundated with requests for the address and I am overwhelmed, in a good way. It’s nice to know that there are that many people out there who are interested enough in what they’ve seen on me through a two-dimensional medium to be willing to crawl inside my head with me and sort out the garbage.
If you don’t hear back from me immediately with the address, I hope...
Anonymous asked: Xylophone.
I'm Starting a New Tumblr
Inspired by those of you who have started separate tumblrs that are more therapeutic in nature, I’ve started my own.
If you are interested in following, and aren’t scared of the dark, Ask me for the address. Don’t feel obligated or required to read it or comment or post. And if I give you the address please don’t share it with anyone else.
If I’m going to be a...
Truthful Tuesday
I woke up this morning knowing EXACTLY what I wanted to post for Truthful Tuesday, but then talked myself out of it because I didn’t want people to think I was crazy or attention-seeking or one of those people who dwells on her past problems and can’t see that the sum total of everything is still that she’s lucky.
So I decided not to post it. Because I was more worried about...
Anonymous asked: Xylophone.
With this new "colors" meme
Suddenly the phrase “golden brown and delicious” is conjuring up very different imagery than usual.
Goodnite fair Tumblrs. A flight of fappage sing thee to thy rest.
Put colors in a message. Do it ANON.
mentalextensions:
kaonicks:
cutlerish:
goestoeleven:
red - i love you.
pink - i could stay on your blog for hours.
yellow - you’re amazing.
peach - i miss you.
blue - i want to get to know you.
purple - you’re hot.
brown - i would fuck you.
green - i would date you.
black - i hate you.
white - delete your tumblr.
Let’s see what you got. Extra points for not anon.
Blargh, why...
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"Biv" is not an acceptable word on Words With...
insooutso:
Huh, now ya know. That word is poison.
Wow. That’s driving me out of my mind.
*wink*