March 2012
thedrinkinggeek asked: I love all the thing about you and your husband sing beck. now I have a weird boner. thanks
headonaplate asked: I really hope to have a marriage one day like you and your husband have. I love it!
Reblog if you want a "why are you so..." in your...
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I hope Rick Santorum loses his wedding ring, and tears apart his house and car and office looking for it over the course of a few days. He finally gives in, spends the money for a custom, non-returnable replacement with engraving, after arguing with his wife about it, and then the second he gets home from the jewelry store he finds the old one in his gym bag.
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I hope the next time Rick Santorum logs onto Tumblr he has to click the Missing E release for the tenth time AND there’s a Tumblr staff message in his inbox about an Apple giveaway.
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I hope the next time Rick Santorum goes to the grocery store he has a really long list of stuff, gets to the checkout and realizes he’s forgotten his wallet, and the checkout girl is in a bad mood and makes him put all the items back on the shelf, then he has to go home and get his wallet and shop all over again and when he gets home he realizes he’s forgotten the milk so his wife is...
I hope next time Rick Santorum is going down on his lady (because he’s STRAIGHT DAMMIT TOTALLY STRAIGHT) she farts in his face and it ruins the mood and he gets blue balls and she cries and says she’s worried he doesn’t think she’s sexy anymore and they argue and he sleeps on the couch and wakes up every hour on the hour because his dog is loudly licking himself.
I Hope Rick Santorum finds out that Dane Cook is...
OWEN WINS. Pack it up. Y’all can go home now.
WatchLadies and Gentleman, Team Mendelbutt presents a smooth and soulful version of Beck’s “Debra”.
barbiehighheels:
I hope Rick Santorum sits in one place for too long and loses feeling in one of his feet so that when the phone rings he stumbles a little trying to walk across the room to answer.
Best. Meme. Ever.
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Guys...
pinkchickie:
“You’re beautiful…But you know that.” is not a compliment.
We DON’T know that.
Don’t refrain from telling us we are attractive…
Sexy…
Beautiful…
Because you ASSUME we already know.
Some of us…Feel pretty shitty about ourselves sometimes (a lot of the time).
No matter what we look like on the outside.
Pretty…
Beautiful…
Sexy…
Is not about how WE see ourselves in the...
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Where did today go?
Welp, at least now I get to eat Cadbury Mini Eggs in my sweatpants.
February 2012
Apple Loophole Gives Developers Access to Photos →
clipsnap:
After a user allows an application on an Apple mobile device to have access to location information, the app can copy the user’s entire photo library, without any further notification or warning, according to app developers.
SERIOUSLY?
It’s not Apple taking people’s photos. It’s people signing up for Apps and not reading what they actually do. Some of them import...
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The Saddest Part
Of Davy Jones’ death for me isn’t that he was too young, which he was, or that it was sudden, or that I have fond memories of watching The Monkees after school in elementary school. All of these are true.
The saddest part? He died in Port St. Lucie.
MEME (MEmphis MEet up)
pandemichaha:
An official date has finally been set for a Memphis meet up.
Aug 10-12
Events to be announced.
Please let me know if you are interested so I can make sure you don’t miss any updates!
We are going to try!
“For the chronically ill, details are all. To cope with chronic illness means to...”
– Arthur Kleinman, The Illness Narratives (via shanghailil)
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mrsnaughty:
One last post before I attempt to get a little more sleep: women with VCH piercings: do you love them? How long did it take to heal? If you have other piercings, how did the initial pain and soreness afterwards compare?
Thanks!
A cross-post from my other blog with a query for my pierced lady friends.
For the first time in Tumblr history,
I’ve turned off anonymous questions. Leave it to one psycho to spoil it for all the good people. This individual doesn’t deserve the fraction of a second it takes for me to delete his messages. Having a battle of wits with someone who is clearly unarmed isn’t much fun.
Late night ponderings 2
elleyeah56:
mac-encheeze-the-bengal-tiger:
I know Luby’s is a regional thing, but was Wyatt’s?
Do other city’s still have cafeteria style dining?
Do some of you know what I’m even talking about?
I know both. And I do believe both are regional. :)
I know there was a chain in Florida called Morrissons. I think they are now entirely defunct, but there was one in my hometown mall. It...
Well hey there 5 AM.
It appears my “five days before aunt flo” Fibro flare is right on time. Just took my “emergency” painkillers but I’ll probably be awake for at least another hour, so I figure this is my chance to say hi to the early morning crew for once! Maybe I’ll see one of those elusive late night drunken nekkid posts I always miss! If you’re up and need entertainment,...
bestgirlbetty:
This is a shot in the dark, but oh why not. I am seeking corporate sponsors for my Relay for Life for the American Cancer Society to match fundraising or make a contribution. If you happen to work for a company that might be willing to be a sponsor, I would love to hear from you.
Here’s a link to my Relay page.
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elongrad1997 replied to your photo: We’ve never been able to finish a box of…
Hahaha!!! I have the same problem!
Everything in this damn world is made for families of four or more. I swear once we breed a couple of Jr. Team Mendelbutt members we might actually be able to finish things without them getting gross and science experiment-y. We tried to do an organic farmshare box once. THAT was...
And now, your moment of zen:
I’ve had the South Park “Fingerbang” song stuck in my head. All evening.
You know, this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLS_HARAYZQ
Favor
gilesmarie:
If you notice I unfollowed, please don’t message me asking why or if you offended me.
You’re just embarrassing yourself.
THIS.
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siraim asked: A genie shows up and tells you that someone wished for you to go on a date with a famous female. In order to grant the wish, you have to go to dinner. Who do you choose to go with?
laconfidential626 asked: Okay last one (for now!), have you ever seen any act of violence close up? Is it not quite jarring and totally unsatisfying unlike, say in the movies?
laconfidential626 asked: If you tell me the first movie you ever cried at, I will tell you mine. So let's share!
laconfidential626 asked: I am a germaphobe to a certain degree. So naturally I hate public restrooms. During high school my stomach and me came to a very sound understanding. Try and have bowel movements at home. Only once did I have a bowel movement in high school but that was before I discovered a secret way out ( I only lived a block away from my high school and I once left to use my home bathroom and then went...
Anonymous asked: anything but sex?
Anonymous asked: you're gay. and stupid. all your asks are people who want to PLEASE YOU. i ask this: what do you think of blacks in school? and what do you think of santorum? RICK SANTORUM.
thedrinkinggeek asked: All the buttsex?
thisguyles asked: Buttsex?
Anonymous asked: I don't see the resemblance. I don't have fantasies about fucking Ginnifer Goodwin in the ass.