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I hope the next time Rick Santorum goes to the grocery store he has a really long list of stuff, gets to the checkout and realizes he’s forgotten his wallet, and the checkout girl is in a bad mood and makes him put all the items back on the shelf, then he has to go home and get his wallet and shop all over again and when he gets home he realizes he’s forgotten the milk so his wife is pissed and doesn’t put out that night.

  1. thedrinkinggeek reblogged this from chronically-awesome
  2. brainlettings said: rick santorum would forget the milk on purpose because he hates lady vaginas. (that’s what he calls them. Lady vaginas.)
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